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for business or to go on holiday

and this skill depends on the vocabulary one develops

Saved by a mysterious warrior who has more fighting skills than Chuck Norris

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NOTES FROM AN UTTERLY LAME VAMPIRE Suclass Code_1FA for business or to goNigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls. When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win